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7/29/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Tiffany Sight — Tiffany Sight is a way hot little enchilada whose ancient ancestors frolicked around the Yucatan peninsula in the days of Cortez and learned useful Spanish phrases like, "dos cervezas, por favor." Talk about culture? What other country can you name that not only popularized a song about a cockroach, but where you can buy a giant-sized sombrero? Hard pressed to come up with an answer, we bet. So, Tiffany, with all this great ancestry and tradition going for her, elects to go into the porn industry where she exhibits her naked body daily- as you see here- for the lustful eyes of strangers fondling their "pingas." [You may have to do a Google search to get the joke.] The rationale of beautiful women doesn't always make sense, but, at least, Tiffany isn't stinking up her hands by scaling fish for a living.
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7/27/2010 - Jelly brings you Nikki Lane — Some women dance like a chicken being chased by a blunt ax. Others like a vile debasement of the anal copulatory act. Which is to say there's nothing graceful or sexually provocative about the way they go about their business. When Nikki Lane cuts loose, however, one immediately sees the difference. Once her butt cheeks are broken from their constrictive bonds, the effervescent rectal jiggle is something to anticipate and behold. Men have stared in amazement. Those same men have veered their cars on to sidewalks mowing down innocent pedestrians. It really is quite embarrassing when making out the accident report. "Officer, I was distracted by Black Jelly." Insurance premiums have yet to cover such contingencies.
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7/22/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Holly Hollywood — There's an oft-told tale about how an aspiring actress jumped off the famous Hollywood sign in a fit of deep depression. Men who have pursued and been rejected by the lovely Holly Hollywood can relate to this story. It's not easy to be in love with a porn star, and they don't make it simple for you. Porn chicks are flirty, quixotic, transient and often come with a catalogue of interesting personality disorders and social diseases. They are often attracted to men with tattoos who beat and belittle them and take their money. Other than that, they're just fine. Our suggestion is simple. Forget the hearts, flowers and romance. If you're a normal guy and happen to fall in love with such a dame, sooner or later you're going to be in the market for a revolver. Better you just sit back and jack off to a photo set such as the one here featuring Holly. It's a lot safer in the long run.
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7/20/2010 - Jelly brings you Rayven Somorr — Our prediction is that in the Museum of Ass, Rayven Somorr will be honored some day with her own exhibit. For many reasons, obviously, but one in particular is the fact that as soon as Rayven gets that liquid fire going on in her butt, all hell breaks loose. A practitioner of saucy, semi-nude floor shows which have been banned in some parts of the world, Rayven is wild jungle rhythm incarnate, and many men have done irrational things under her spell. With those black jelly moves, Rayven knows exactly what she's doing, and with them hopes some day to land the eligible man who owns the rights to the entire Motown catalogue. Which may or may not happen, but this hasn't kept her from trying.
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7/17/2010 - Ultra Cuckolds brings you Katie Angel — Katie Angel has often said if she's going to have her feet sucked it's going to be by someone who looks like Elvis. Though, by the looks of this photo set Katie has landed herself a Matthew Fox [from the TV show Lost] impersonator. Which is okay if that's all there was to it, but upon further forensic inspection, Katie appears to be having her hair done as well by this Marine-looking dude. Which in some cases is a dead giveaway that a dude engaging in such practice might be inclined towards cuckoldry. Far be it for us to make a rush to judgment on such things, but certain laws of the universe must remain sacrosanct. Cops and Marines should be men, and men should not be playing with the follicles on your head. We could extend this feeble syllogism to say that men shouldn't be sucking cock, but we'll let institutions like the Marine Corp deal with this problem.
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