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8/03/2010 - Jelly brings you Nikki Lane — Blame the biblical Salome for the tantalizing dance that introduced a whole haunch of calf, thigh and buttock to a form of seduction that even today prompts men to engage in the art of mental stupidity. Blame Nikki Lane for continuing that time honored tradition. For when Nikki begins her black jelly strut and bends over to open her ass like a public pool on Memorial Day, overheated guys are going to dive in. Which is to be expected. When Nikki's on a roll, men slap their hands together, behave like trained seals and fill their collective pants with joyshit. Which is to be expected. Such is the inimitable force of Black Jelly.
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7/31/2010 - Ultra Cuckolds brings you Michelle Myers — Life's lessons are taught from an early age. The uber-sexy Michelle Myers had a great career to look forward to in professional spelling, until a fateful day when she tripped up on the word, "cuckold." Granted, most kids at the age of six wouldn't even know what that meant, much less be able to spell it, but a tearful and distressed Michelle went to the school library looking for answers. Gazing up at the towering shelves of books, she found none. Unless, of course, you included the fact that two of the school's older lads were engaged in a rather aberrant form of behavior. To put it bluntly, they were sampling the taste of one another's pee-pees. The naive Michelle wouldn't have known what that was, though she got an education that day quicker than her remaining years in grade school would provide. To this day, Michelle still can't spell the word except for the fact that it gives her a handsome paycheck.
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7/29/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Tiffany Sight — Tiffany Sight is a way hot little enchilada whose ancient ancestors frolicked around the Yucatan peninsula in the days of Cortez and learned useful Spanish phrases like, "dos cervezas, por favor." Talk about culture? What other country can you name that not only popularized a song about a cockroach, but where you can buy a giant-sized sombrero? Hard pressed to come up with an answer, we bet. So, Tiffany, with all this great ancestry and tradition going for her, elects to go into the porn industry where she exhibits her naked body daily- as you see here- for the lustful eyes of strangers fondling their "pingas." [You may have to do a Google search to get the joke.] The rationale of beautiful women doesn't always make sense, but, at least, Tiffany isn't stinking up her hands by scaling fish for a living.
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7/27/2010 - Jelly brings you Nikki Lane — Some women dance like a chicken being chased by a blunt ax. Others like a vile debasement of the anal copulatory act. Which is to say there's nothing graceful or sexually provocative about the way they go about their business. When Nikki Lane cuts loose, however, one immediately sees the difference. Once her butt cheeks are broken from their constrictive bonds, the effervescent rectal jiggle is something to anticipate and behold. Men have stared in amazement. Those same men have veered their cars on to sidewalks mowing down innocent pedestrians. It really is quite embarrassing when making out the accident report. "Officer, I was distracted by Black Jelly." Insurance premiums have yet to cover such contingencies.
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7/22/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Holly Hollywood — There's an oft-told tale about how an aspiring actress jumped off the famous Hollywood sign in a fit of deep depression. Men who have pursued and been rejected by the lovely Holly Hollywood can relate to this story. It's not easy to be in love with a porn star, and they don't make it simple for you. Porn chicks are flirty, quixotic, transient and often come with a catalogue of interesting personality disorders and social diseases. They are often attracted to men with tattoos who beat and belittle them and take their money. Other than that, they're just fine. Our suggestion is simple. Forget the hearts, flowers and romance. If you're a normal guy and happen to fall in love with such a dame, sooner or later you're going to be in the market for a revolver. Better you just sit back and jack off to a photo set such as the one here featuring Holly. It's a lot safer in the long run.
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