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7/08/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey, Tanya James — Believe it or not, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend jacking off as a means of relieving the condition known as nocturnal urinary incontinence. Those same doctors recommend whacking off to the likes of Mary Carey and Tanya James, and those same doctors just happened to have had their licenses temporarily suspended by the AMA. Coincidence? Who the fuck knows. But we do know that slamming it now and then is good for you as long as you're not conjuring up images of scantily clad female relatives while doing so. We trust then, with full confidence, that neither Mary nor Tanya can be mistaken for your aunt Marlene or cousin Hildegarde. But if your kin do it for you in ways that porn chicks can't, that's something we have no control over.

6/27/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Simone — Life is all about dealing with frustrations and playing the miserable cards you're dealt. At a petite 5'2", Simone wants, in the worst way, to have thighs and an ass like the rest of her curvy Puerto Rican family. Other than adopting the Oprah diet, we don't know what to tell Simone other than the fact that her body type has its devotees. Consider this, Simone. Suppose you and a generously padded woman were trapped in a burning building together. Who do you think the firemen would rather sling over their shoulders and carry down a ladder? We rest our case.

6/09/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Simone — This tiny Puerto Rican fire bomb swallows vitamin enriched man-ade as well as anything that's over 80 proof. Through the teeth and past the gums, watch out stomach here it comes: it really makes no difference which of the two liquids you ingest because both are the corrosive vapor that eats away at furniture and clothes while sapping the spirit and consuming the soles of shoes. The poet of the streets, Balzac, once referred to jizz as the perfume from the sewers. Then, again, maybe he didn't, but it sure sounds authentic. And authentic is what you get with Simone.

5/20/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Lauryl Berry — Earlier we'd made some wiseass, uncalled for remarks about Lauryl Berry being Mary Carey's designated driver, when, in fact, anyone whose blood alcohol level is a smidge under .08% in the state of California qualifies. For her part, Lauryl, judging by this photo set, is an intense no-nonsense chick who takes her cocksucking quite seriously and recommends refraining from the practice if you're seeing more than double of anything. Moral of the story: leave the booze for Mary. While many a good man has had his penis bitten off by a woman seeing cross-eyed, moderation is something to take into account if you yourself are sucking cock or having it done for you. Check out Lauryl's technique and you may pick up some pointers.

5/13/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Lauryl Berry — Today we're happy to present for your viewing pleasure Lauryl Berry. If you know anything about porn, you know that Lauryl has a certain fondness for the, uh, party lifestyle and the libations that go with it. In Lauryl's particular case, where this comes from, who knows? Some armchair psychologists suggest it begins with playing spin the bottle as a kid and building a desire to empty one as an adult. Same goes for sex. If your uncle touches you in a place above the knee socks that feels good, chances are you're probably off and running to a brilliant career in porn. All this speculation about vices and the acquisition of them aside, Lauryl certainly knows how to have a good time, so there's no necessity for nefarious drugs. With Lauryl, she'll suck cock with or without them.

9/26/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey — Mary Carey get's fucked and sucks some cock in this psychological porn drama in which a puritanical Mary wrestles with her smutty inner self. In this scene, the inner slut wins out and Mary goes cock crazy. Watch her huge natural tits flying every which way as she bounces atop a pole of manhood with joy flushing through her face.

6/27/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey, Lauren Phoenix — Mary Carey and Lauren Phoenix star in this spoof on Fight Club. Prude Mary stumbles across a website where she sees her alter-ego, Slut Mary in a hot three way! Slam this chick in the ass so hard that her face lunges, tongue flailing wildly, into Mary's dripping pussy!

6/11/2005 - 10 Man Cum Slam brings you Mary Carey, Jasmine Byrne, Bianca Pureheart, Shayna Knight, Tori Taylor, Missy Monroe, Brodi, Chanel Chavez, Destiny Deville, Summer Raine, Gen Padova, Renee Pornero, Dani Woodward, Rosanna Rose, Katie Gold, Lady Armani, Dominica Leoni, Mary Carey, Jasmine Byrne, Bianca Pureheart, Shayna Knight, Tori Taylor, Missy Monroe, Brodi, Chanel Chavez, Destiny Deville, Summer Raine, Gen Padova, Renee Pornero, Dani Woodward, Rosanna Rose, Katie Gold, Lady Armani, Dominica Leoni — In Honor of Mary Carey's upcoming visit to a Republican Fundraiser with George W. Bush Himself - we bring you two pics of Mary Carey polishing gemstones; Along with 16 others: Jasmine Byrne, Bianca Bureheart, Shayna Knight, Tori Taylor, Missy Monroe, Brodi, Chanel Chavez, Destiny Deville, Summer Raine, Gen Padova, Renee Pornero,Dani Woodward, Rosanna Rose, Katie Gold, Lady Armani, Dominica Leoni

5/30/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey, Mikayla, Fallon Sommers — Mary Carey plays a Paris Hilton type, while Fallon Sommers portrays her psuedo-Nicole Ritchie sidekick. In this episode of "The Easy Life", Mary and Fallon visit a farm and get the horny farm-girl there (played by Mikayla) to trade chores for dildos! Lesbian fun ensues, including a hot double-dildo scene!

5/23/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Breanne, Mary Carey — Breanne is the student, Mary Carey is the teacher. Mary Carey gave Breanne an 'F' on her California Gubernatorial Campaign Report (because she only covered the "main" candidates). Mary tells the lanky, lovely, sizzling Breanne how she can raise her grade, step by step, up to an A+. Hint: You're gonna like it.

5/15/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey, Nikki, Jessica Sexin — Mary Carey, Nikki & Jessica Sexin get it on in a lesbian three-way. Yeah, we know everyone loves the famous superstar Mary Carey and her big, huge, natural tits that ran for governor. But be sure to save yourself for dark haired Nikki: A goddess-like figure of arresting sensuality. Watching her orgasm is, well... sniff, sniff... it's just beautiful... pass the tissues.

5/08/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey, Delilah Stone — We know you love big, huge tits. And we know you love Lesbians. Don't try to deny it. That's why you love Mary Carey. She's got natural knockers the size of quite a few small countries, and she licks more carpet than a flooring specialist. What delicious, petite feminine delight has Mary ensnared in her devious lesbian web this time? None other than the hot and horny Delilah Stone.

5/01/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey — Mary Carey is on the lookout for the next Kick Ass contract girl. Heather Hunt is an innocent, beautiful young Latina who idolizes Mary, the great Porn Superstar who ran for governor of California. This clip document's Mary Carey's audition procedures. It will make you wish you were a porn star who could test out potential new starlets.

4/24/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey — Mary Carey is out to prove that she has better tits and is a better fuck than Mary Carey. Go figure. Anyway - here is one of your rare opportunities to watch busty Mary with a cock inside her. Don't miss the titty-fuck scene.

4/17/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey, August Night, Ashley Blue — Mary Carey and Ashley Blue are the bad girls in class who initiate the goodie-two-shoes cheerleader "August" into their naughty brand of bad-girl lesbianism. Lots of dildos, fingers and carpet licking here - culminating in Ashley enjoying a huge dildo in her ass, which she likes to suck clean from time to time.

4/10/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey, Felix Vicious — Mary Carey and Felix Vicious double team an unsuspecting guy who dreams of becoming a porn star. Seeing this movie will make you wish you were in this guys place. Your wood would be ripping outta your skin if you were. God, Felix Vicious is one hot fuck-buddy!

4/03/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey — Mary Carey returns in her Oscar-nominated role as the air-headed cheerleader. This time she gets a traffic ticket, and explains to the judge - by way of re-enactment, that she couldn't have been on the street at the time, because she was getting fucked.

3/27/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey — Mary Carey plays a dizzy, air-headed cheerleader with huge tits. It was a very challenging, difficult role for her to play - obviously. Anyway, she wins a free massage, and heard from all the football guys that the best skin treatment cream is something called "semen"...

3/20/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey — Mary Carey plays Skittles the Rapper, and Lee Falwell is a conservative concerned about her obscene lyrics. But Skittles puts the charm on Mr. Falwell and he winds up displaying all types of sexual skills whilst fucking Skittles silly before shooting his load all over her big, bouncy tits!

2/27/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Alexis Malone, Ander Page, Cocoa, Cytherea, Deja Chan, Flower, Ginger, Mary Carey, Nautica Thorn, Vanda, Alexis Malone, Ander Page, Cocoa, Cytherea, Deja Chan, Flower, Ginger, Mary Carey, Nautica Thorn, Vanda — The famous almost-governor Mary Carey, the illustrious squirt-queen Cytherea, and the sexy Asian-Latina Nautica Thorn are flanked by Alexis Malone, Ander Page, Cocoa, Deja Chan, Flower, Ginger, and Vanda... all of them butt naked and smokin' butts.

8/29/2004 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey — Girl on girl... on girl. Stick three chicks as horny as Mary Carey, Tyla Wyn, and Nikki in the same log cabin. Give em a nice glass dong and an ass-vibrator. Finally, have them get naked. Now sit back and watch some sex games that beat the hell out of watching the Olympics any day.

7/25/2004 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey — If you have ever lived in an urban area, you know the importance of neighbors. Of particular importance is the neighbor with a bedroom window facing your bedroom window - and I know you know why. If you are anything like Mary Carey, you spend most of your time just waiting and hoping for some voluptuous, blonde, sexually liberated woman like Mary Carey to move in. Well, Mary Carey's wish came true. She moved in next door to herself, and now she incessantly watches herself masturbate. Take a peak.

7/18/2004 - Kick Ass brings you Ava Ramon, Mary Carey — Mary Carey is a New Orleans fortune teller who entices the gullible Southern Belle Ava Ramon into her shop. Once inside Mary works her magic and has poor Ava begging, "Fuck me you fucking gypsy whore." Mary has her crystal ball dildo working in and out of Ava's dripping pussy until Ava herself acquires the power of true foresight, "I can see it in my future... I'm going to cum!"