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2/09/2009 - Revenge is a Bitch brings you Melissa Monet — Cruel is the fate bestowed a man unfortunately named Jocko. For he will find no peace ever in his restless soul. In her rapturous youth, Melissa Monet knew of such a man who once borrowed her candy money on the pretext of a church donation but wasted it all away on hookers and back alley three card Monte games. Melissa vowed to strike back, but this man was too cerebral and cunning, and thus avoided retribution. Melissa never got her pound of flesh in the conventional sense. But her patience being infinite, Melissa was duly rewarded when fate chose her to be a judge at a baby parade. Except the babies were adults and this made for a very weird spectacle indeed. As it turned out, the grand prize winner bore a remarkable resemblance to the man Melissa once knew. Half-baked revenge being better than none at all, Melissa gagged the man with Pablum, yanked his dick and tested the resources of his manhood until his eyes watered infantile tears. He offered no resistance. Somehow, he must have known.

11/16/2008 - Revenge is a Bitch brings you Payton Leigh, Melissa Monet, Jordan Kingsley — Yeah, we had to look twice. Because we could swear a second penis was growing out of Payton Leigh's right leg. While it could be our imagination, this anomaly frequently occurs when you hang out in the gym too often and take those funny nutritional supplements. Other times it's for real and you just play the hand nature deals you. Payton and her buddies can tell you about playing the hand in other ways. Usually it's because their men misbehave and lessons need to be conveyed. Artificial or not, a cock up a man's ass is the orchestra playing a new tune. Occasionally you want to dance and other times you want to sit back and listen. The notes will tell you where you're coming from.

9/08/2008 - Revenge is a Bitch brings you Melissa Monet — Melissa Monet had business with the Egyptian down in Chinatown. She looked at him, her eyes eating erogenous holes in his ass. He was more in the mood for tapioca, Melissa more in the mood for rectal involvement. The Egyptian knew what was coming next. If he wanted what he wanted, he'd have to give Melissa what she wanted. It wasn't a simple deal, nor was it easy in his nature to play the sissy boy. In it went, and the Egyptian bellowed like an African veldt beast in heat, although he had to agree it felt good, at the same time. In certain instances, it makes sense to adhere to classic protocol: ladies first.